November 28, 2020. I discuss some of the key properties of the exponential function without (explicitly) invoking calculus. Starting with its relation to compound interest, we learn about its series expansion, Stirling’s approximation, Euler’s formula, the Basel problem, and the sum of all positive numbers, among other fun facts.

November 3, 2020. Symmetric dice are fair since you cannot tell faces apart. This obviates the need to consider the mechanics of rolling. Here, I analyse the mechanics of asymmetric, two-dimensional dice and show they can always be “dynamically loaded”, i.e. loaded by rolling at different speeds. So fairness implies symmetry!

October 25, 2020. In which I pretend to be Elon Musk, and launch rockets into space using empty cylinders. We’ll learn a little about atmospheric physics, rockets, and building giant cylinders, in order to sketch an order of magnitude proof-of-concept (oompoc).

October 23, 2020. According to physics folklore, virtual particles are objects which can flit in and out of existence, governed by Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle. But what is uncertainty in time? And what are virtual particles? I offer a semi-rigorous connection using the Mandelstam-Tamm and Robertson-Schrödinger uncertainty relations.

October 21, 2020. The earth spins and the equator bulges, turning from a sphere into a flattened ellipsoid. To estimate just how flattened, we assume that the potential energy is the same at the equator and the poles, and find an equatorial bulge only a few hundred metres off the correct result!

October 16, 2020. Night thoughts on Kepler’s first law. Main takeaway: an elliptical orbit is just simple harmonic motion with respect to inverse radius! I review Kepler’s laws and derive the second and third for good measure as well.

October 7, 2020. A quick post showing that the parallel axis theorem from first-year mechanics is mathematically equivalent to the wisdom of the crowd, aka diversity of prediction.

October 2, 2020. People often say that quantum gravity is hard because quantum mechanics and gravity are incompatible. I’ll give a brief, non-technical explanation of the real problem: powerful microscopes make black holes. In an appendix, we’ll also see why there is no problem combining gravity and quantum mechanics as long as we stick to sufficiently weak microscopes.

August 9, 2020. The Bloch sphere encodes the geometry of single qubit states. Remarkably, it is equivalent to the Hopf fibration of the 3-sphere! I prove this result and briefly touch on the generalisation to two and three qubits.

August 6, 2020. Eratosthenes measured the size of the earth using three data points: two shadows and the distance between them. During the vernal equinox in March, I performed a less elegant version of the same experiment and found the latitude of Vancouver. Lacking one data point, I invoke an imaginary friend in Whistler to help me.

July 8, 2020. Why can we remember the past but not the future? And why do objects persist? I discuss how folk metaphysics draws attention to genuine puzzles about the nature of time, and outline some desiderata for a physical explanation.

July 7, 2020. I play around with very crude models of a sneeze. Including drag, the results are consistent with the WHO guidelines. But more importantly, they exhibit the fascinating physics lurking in this humble (if epidemiologically charged) phenomenon!

July 6, 2020. A derivative is a local linear approximation. Linear approximations are natural candidates for the function at “infinite zoom” since they are self-similar, i.e. fixed points of scaling. Here, I make the natural generalization to local approximation by an arbitrary self-similar curve. I also introduce random fractal approximations, and use these to motivate Brownian motion and more general Itô processes.

April 6, 2020. If you throw too many electrons into a box, it collapses under its own weight to form a black hole. But how many is too many? We will hack our way towards an order-of-magnitude estimate, and comment on the implications for astrophysics.

February 24, 2020. The computational power of a humble napkin is awesome. I discuss three napkin algorithms — dimensional analysis, Fermi estimates, and random walks — and use them to figure out why rain falls, the length of the E. coli genome, and the mass of a proton, among other things. These examples suggest a napkin-based approach to teaching physics.

September 04, 2019. In the 21st century, mathematical skills are more important than ever before, but high school maths classes are dull, alienating and disempower students. How do we improve them, and plug some of the holes in the pipeline? I propose we make maths interesting! I illustrate the approach for teaching derivatives.

August 13, 2019. A technical post on path integrals, zeta function regularisation of determinants, and an application to hot oscillators.

July 29, 2019. Modern physics suggests a view of time called four-dimensionalism: just as all places exist simultaneously, all times should exist simultaneously. I examine some consequences for the psychology of time, and contrast with the (more intuitive but ultimately incoherent) philosophy of time called presentism.

July 28, 2019. Imaginary time is a trick for turning heat into geometry. More precisely, hot systems repeat themselves in imaginary time. This perspective leads to a quick proof of the Unruh effect (empty space looks hot when you accelerate) and with a little more work, to Hawking radiation (black holes are hot since observers near the horizon accelerate).

September 30, 2018. With a little experimental mathematics, you too can arrive at the insights of Ramanujan! A simple program in Haskell for discovering partition identities.

September 8, 2018. Getting a handle on higher-dimensional objects is hard. In very high dimensions, however, we can view simple shapes as random processes, and convert statistical properties into geometric ones. I’ll explore this approach for hypercubes, loosely speaking the geometry of coin flips.

August 17, 2018. I discuss the physics of an inverted pendulum, and prove (using a judicious combination of hand-waving and the Hill determinant) that if you wobble the pivot fast enough, the pendulum will settle into equilbrium upside-down.

June 19, 2018. Review of D’Alembert’s Principle (1996), a playful novel about love, loss, and logic by Andrew Crumey.

December 14, 2017. Studying Gödel’s theorems in their original arithmetic context involves a lot of detail and hard work if all you are interested in is the logical content (e.g. Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorems). I talk about an alternative called provability logic, which cleanly extracts all the interesting logical behaviour. In this context, Gödel’s results reduce to a single logical axiom called Löb’s Theorem and the existence of certain propositional fixed points.

November 30, 2017. One of the basic tenets of evolution is that different organisms (or genes) have different rates of reproduction. Simple models treating these organisms as replicators, competing for population dominance, are surprisingly rich. I give a simple proof in this context of Fisher’s “fundamental theorem” that average fitness increase equals genetic variance.

August 11, 2017. Three paradoxes of rational action — the Prisoner’s Dilemma (rational behaviour for you may not be collectively rational), Newcombe’s paradox (correlation is not causation), and the Smoker’s Dilemma (common cause is correlation) — coincide in certain contexts. I explain in more detail what these paradoxes are and how they can be viewed as equivalent.

September 30, 2015. Partitions are the additive equivalent of primes, telling us how many ways we can add (rather than multiply) smaller numbers to get a given natural number. Euler proved a lovely result about the number of partitions which, surprisingly, involves pentagons. I’ll show one way to obtain this result from Jacobi’s triple product formula.

August 31, 2015. An introduction to black hole thermodynamics, based on a talk given to undergraduates at the University of Melbourne.

August 23, 2015. There are nice connections between representations of numbers as sums of squares, and the multiplicative structure of weird number systems. I explain some of these connections, and show why 3 × 21 = 63 tells us that a certain normed division algebra cannot exist!

May 31, 2015. Cumulants are like the moments of a probability distribution, but better. I discuss a nice technique for calculating them in terms of Möbius functions on partition lattices, and use it to prove a famous result about Gaussian moments attributed to Wick/Isserlis. These are more or less just my notes on a paper by Terry Speed.

May 17, 2015. A self-contained proof of the functional equation for Riemann’s zeta function, mainly written for my own edification.

April 30, 2015. The polylogarithm series often appears as the butt of convergence tests; here, we go further, evaluating it and discussing the application to quantum statistics.

April 1, 2015. According to a now infamous Numberphile video, the sum of all natural numbers is -1/12. I explain two methods for getting this result, one rigorous and one non-rigorous, both due to Ramanujan.

April 15, 2014. I give a simple method for calculating moments of a shifted Gaussian using the generating function for Hermite polynomials.

September 4, 2013. Review of The Savage Detectives (1998), Roberto Bolaño’s ironic love letter to his youth.